Gold Digger
She'd never SAY that money mattered...
Really all that much to her.
But at a DOZEN hearts get shattered...
When she finds OUT how broke they were.
She got an EYE for wealthy men...
Sees them EVEN in disguise!
The man of means of which she dreams...
Would RUN ...if he was wise!
With the morals of the ALLEY cat...
The cunning OF the fox...
She's GOT to keep that tummy flat...
While Keeping track of stocks!
A TRUE gold digger NEEDS a diamond bigger...
Than the Rolls Royce on his BILLION dollar yacht!
At least an 8 digit figure...
For this BEAUTIFUL gold digger...
To cover what she BELIEVES that must be bought!
She needs a WEALTHY man who pays...
But she is NOT the kind that stays...
In a low budget kind of MONEY situation!
Because her standards are so HIGH...
She's still SEARCHING for that guy...
Who UNDERSTSTANDS the high cost of inflation!
Because a girls GOTTA do... what a girl must do...
but she MIGHT USE you in her seduction PRACTICE run!
But there's pavement you must POUND...
If a TARGET comes around!
A GOOD gold digger's SEARCHING'S never done!
She's a GOOD gold digger..
And if his BANK account is bigger...
But she MUSTN'T look too eager at the start!
But she still NEEDS to pay her maid...
And her LAWYERS all need paid...
She CAN'T afford to give just ANYONE her heart!
You see her life of luxury...
Is GUARANTEED to be....
MORE than he has MADE in his lifetime.
She's the EXPERT at the tease...
And HE'LL be begging please...
To make a man go CRAZY'S not a crime!?!?
She creates DESIRE that no man...
could even HOPE he COULD withstand...
She knows EXACTLY how his lust is cultivated!
And if he FLASHES enough GOLD...
She COULD be bought or sold...
But she will NEED to EXTREMELY compensated!
He'll be the ONE that buys her bling....
The MANSION and that ring...
And she's the one that always SEEMS to file first!
A gold Digger beyond compare...
She just needs her man to share.
A little bit of SOMETHING for the purse!
She's so CUTE he can't resist...
And his money won't be much missed...
But the life insurance limits seem so extreme!
So she'll sigh and say goodbye ...
And he may never quite know why...
But a GOOD gold digger's GOT to have more BLING!
